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Its nights like this when I wish I had that someone special and we could go and sit in the middle of the football field and look at the stars and walk around the lake.

alexisagirl:

kaitrokowski:

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

Bring on equality, I could get used to this.

When I start singing Shakira at 2 am… its time to go to sleep

Ay amor fue una tortura perderte. Sólo de errores se aprende Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

mlespana:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

FOUR FOR YOU TARGET, YOU GO, TARGET!

I love this store. I love it even more now. YES. #winning

Lets be honest, one gay couple or a gay(s) and his/their hag will spend more money in target in one day then these idiots will spend in Target in a year. So I think Target knows the more profitable audience to market to.

When someone says the word moist

whatshouldbetchescallme:

(Source: allison-chains, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Next Semester

Those first three classes are going to kill me…

I have this key that I keep turing around and around in my hand. Why? Because I know its your key and I miss you. On other news. My ankle is still killing me. So if I chop my foot off at the ankle, would I be in less pain than I am now?

I hate feelings. They can go in a hole and not bother me.